610ve: Bangkok: Land of Smiles (Part 2)

I just finished one 8-minute video, one powerpoint and one skeletal submission within two days. i still have few assignments and tests to go but i guess i shall reward myself by posting something up! #bloggingcrave

YES, IT'S BANGKOK TRIP PART 2!!!!

MY FAVOURITE CITY IN THE WORLD! (i know i have repeated this like 5634 times, just bear with me lol.)

I kinda forget the details of the trip now since it's been four months ago wtf. it doesn't matter, i just wanna post my pictures (which filled with my face lol) and say whatever i remember.

i think i looked very holiday-ish hahah!

#ootd

Two-piece set from cha-tu-chak, for less than RM30.

Shades: Rayban.

On the third day morning, we headed to the famous Damnoen Saduak Floating Market.

Mama loves this place. We all enjoyed this plan very much but mum's joyous topped everyone else coz it's a market aka her paradise. lol.

Tied french braid for sister! Nice hor!

And yes, we were greeted with coconuts when we arrived!

Btw, the floating market is 2 hours drive from Bangkok city. So we hired a MPV (with driver) instead of taking public transport since papa and mama are old (so am i) and we did't want to exhaust ourselves before even reaching the destination.

We were not dropped exactly at the floating market but somewhere like mini jetty. Then we travelled another 10 minutes on a long tail boat to the market.

Here we are! Overcrowding in the narrow river.

There are alot of things to see to buy and to eat!

Ask the boatman to pull over whenever you wanna buy anything. Or you can just wave at the seller who is at distant and they will row their boats all the way to you. That's how nice Thai people are!

i really wont mind to come back here again despite you judging me for being uncool for loving touristy destination wtf. *checking airasia promotion now*

Some random uncle selling delicious noodles!

Thailand tropical fruits are the SWEETEST!

i was in tears when i ate the mango glutinous rice. T____T

Hello! Cho happy us!

My young bro and his gf with their newly-bought matching couple touristic-to-max 'I LOVE BANGKOK' shirts lol.

Then we went to ELEPHANT FARM! ok i don't have to tell you what's in there.

unless you really love elephant, otherwise you'd end up like me, yawning most of the time and bitching about the smell of shits.

Me attempting to be animal-lover but failed.

Si Elephant: Go away bitch, you're too colorful.

Lol brother trying to sayang elephant while the girls were scared the shit outta hell.

But at least there's something to be happy about!

The best coconut ice cream in the world!

My heavenly ice-cream! (^_^)V

Super refreshing and rich in coconut flavor that i temporarily became obliterated from the stinks lol.

i miss this i miss this!!! T__T

Only brother and gf rode the elephant in the end. I remember it's quite expensive like RM60 for each person.

Another tourist-chopping attraction.

LOL.

We then back to Bangkok city and headed to all the boring temples and wats.

i couldn't even remember a single name of the temples as they all look the same to me. God forgive my blasphemy i'm just a superficial bitch who only knows shopping and eating wtf.

Anyway, here's some photos of Wat Arun (yes i just googled it) and others temples.

There's some restriction on the dress code to enter certain temples and i find it annoying. i mean like, who would purposely dress up formally just to visit the temples, in such a mothafucking hot day?!

So, some of us were banned from entering to some temples lol. Not that i really care anyway.

ok i know you wanna close this page edy. Please don't because i have tons of bikini pictures to show later! (i know you're about to scroll down straight to the bottom now wtf)

Me and sleeping buddha. Got look alike or not?

Some monks.

We had some local meal for lunch. Our nice driver brought us here.

i'm that confident that it's local coz the place has zero trace of any tourist.

And the vendors there could barely speak English which is not a normal phenomenon you can see at a touristy attraction.

They really have alot soupy noodles in Thailand and we love it!

The noodles are very different from ours, it's somewhere between mee and meehoon.

Cherries along the street! So plump and pretty!

i bought some and had tears in my eyes again. T_______T

Cho sweet and juicy!

Went to China Town where cheap shark fin and bird nest can be found.

Bird nest soup!

We also ordered shark fin and the portion was ridiculously big. Though i personally against eating shark fin but during that time the size was too irresistible so i kinda break my principle.

Super regret now... Call me shark-killer whatever, i'm going down to hell.

Bangkok is so famous for their local street food. The markets are everywhere and i had never seen a place so happening like this, not even KL.

That's why i love Bangkok so much. It's literally a city that never sleeps. =D

LOL they bakar the banana with the skin on.

Should have tried one but the word 'carcinogenic' just popped up when i saw these.

Cheese-baked potatoes! YUMS.

Crazy mum the durian-lover even bought thailand durian which turned out very much disappointing.

Looked yummy but it's also the most tasteless-est durian i ever had.

The next destination for 4th day is Pattaya!!!

BEACH OH BEACH!

Our hotel room! Very satisfying coz the price is also reasonable.

Camwhoring before heading to the beach!

Mad love my John Lennon inspired Rayban shades i almost wore it all the times even in my sleep lol.

Hello from Pattaya!

My beach wear of the day:

Top and bikini from H&M,

Ombre shorts from Roxy.

Close-up.

Sexy babes! i really love my turquoise bandeau bikini lah!!!!

Girls who can't live without sunblock.

Banana boat! Cho happy that day!

And also never wear bandeau bikini while playing water sports wtf.

My bikini dropped to my waist when the boat was flipped. Luckily i was in the middle of the sea and nobody saw the epic scene wtf.

There was one time where my sister sat at the last and i was in front of her.

And then the boat was flipped, again, as usual.

But this time we couldn't find my sister. Panic.

Then suddenly we saw someone afar (very far) a tiny person waved at us. Turned out she dropped into the ocean way earlier before the boat was flipped and nobody seemed to realize it LOL. Pity her.

Ohyeah!

papa and mama eating duku.

With my brothers!

Tuk-tuk in pattaya is much more bigger and can accommodate up to 10 people.

Unlike in bangkok, four people are the max.

oppa gangnam style

Not enough with the beach, we straight back to the pool in the hotel lol.

Sun-tanning. Fake one lol.

i'm amazed that we still managed to have fabulous time even in a tiny pool lol!

Successful pose taken after a few attempts.

Even sandwiches were so YUM.

Definitely will choose the same hotel again if i revisit this place! Don't ask me the name i've forgetten everything wtf.

The next thing i know after i took this picture, is that i was on the floor.

The chair i sat collapsed.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, no kidding. Then everyone (yes my dear family) came surrounding me with their cameras and taking pictures while laughing their asses off.

I was actually stuck inside the chair and NOBODY TOOK ME OUT except my dad wtf.

The others, were really laughing to death.

i can actually sue the hotel for negligence wtf.

Ok this one i think i took after the staff changed the new chair for me liao. lolol.

Nah, sandwiches.

See, my sister's expression is epic lol.

IT'S TIME FOR THAI GIRL SHOW!!!

the ticket we got is cheaper than the price in picture. But it's still expensive lor like RM50-60 for each!

but you must understand the nature of the show first, then you understand why it is so exp!

it's basically SEX SHOW. My brother has been telling me how disgusting yet fantastic the show is so i really couldn't forgive myself if i miss it!

The performers were using their genitals to do some kinda-sorta talent shows lol.

Like the guys can use their ultra gigantic penis to play the drum, while girls can take pingpong from their vagina. There goes the name 'Ping Pong Show'.

The most hilarious part was when a naked male performer approached towards the audience and picked randomly the people (mostly female) to touch his gun!!

And unfortunately, my mum was picked. LOL!!!!!!

Yeah, you can imagine that. She was just one step closer to slap the guy lolol.

Btw, i is very grateful to have such open-minded family (abit over i know) that we can actually watch sex show together wtf. Only my mum was particularly against it. She was still mad at us after the show lolol. i guess nobody warned her about the content beforehand hahah!

And camera is strictly disallowed. That explained the absence of any relevant pictures.

AH GUA SHOW!!!